EarlyBird
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Launching fall 2026 · Early access open

Bet on startups,
not on sportsbooks.

EarlyBird turns every swipe into ownership in private assets. No points. No miles. Just real shares, automatically.

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01How it works

Three habits, one portfolio.

Keep spending the way you already spend. EarlyBird turns it into an investment portfolio in the background. Cashback on every swipe, roundups to the nearest dollar, a weekly transfer if you want to add more.

CashbackSwipe $42.30+$1.06 → Anthropic
RoundupsCoffee $4.71+$0.29 invested
Recurring$50 / Friday12 curated companies
02The math

A coffee a day,
a portfolio over time.

Put your $6 coffee a day on the EarlyBird Card. The cashback plus the spare change quietly compound into real ownership in the next decade of private assets. Same morning routine. Very different ten years from now.

Illustrative numbers, not a forecast. Private investments carry real risk. Full disclosures at account opening.

MonthlyEarned, from coffee alone$0
YearlyInto your portfolio$0
10 yearsCompounded over time$0
03Allocation engine

You set the strategy.
We handle the allocation.

Balanced12 deals/yr

Pick a strategy.

Four ready-made strategies. Choose one at signup, switch any time.

7 portalsDiversified

Allocated across the market.

Every dollar is spread across the major funding portals, never concentrated in one. Diversification, by default.

ReviewedApproved

Only the vetted ones.

A licensed advisor reviews every offering before any of your capital goes in. No long shots, no noise.

04The thesis

Wall Street sold our generation
a casino.

DraftKings. Polymarket. Robinhood options. Kalshi. The fastest-growing financial products of the last decade aren’t investments. They’re zero-sum bets, designed to extract money from a generation that was never given a real seat at the table.

EarlyBird is the opposite.

What they sell
  • Sportsbook parlays dressed up as investing
  • Prediction markets, options, leveraged plays
  • Yield-bait checking accounts
  • Crypto rewards as a marketing wrapper
  • Points programs that expire
What we deliver
  • Up to 4% cashback, automatically invested as equity
  • Hand-picked private asset offerings
  • A licensed advisor and fully transparent records
  • Diversified ownership across private markets
  • $0 annual fee for early access. No carry. No catch.
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A method, not a moonshot.
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Investments in private companies involve risk, including loss of principal. EarlyBird is a federally covered investment advisor. Full disclosures at account opening.